Time to Bother

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He yawned, tossing the apple he had just retrieved from the kitchen in the air. It was an odd color, red with a sort of green tint to it and as it landed back in Silvanus' hand, he swiftly took a bite out of it. His other hand, gently pushed open the door to Severus' office and he smirked as he entered without announcement. He strode over to the desk, holding the bitten apple by its stem. He grinned, dropping it onto the desk. "For the teacher." He mumbled and walked around to sit in the chair.

Silvanus picked up an object from the desk, leaning back in the chair and tossing it up and down a couple of times before setting it back down. He did wonder where dear, old Severus Snape had gotten to, but it was a fleeting thought in his mind. He never was one to linger too long on thoughts and soon moved on to looking at everything on the desk. It was something to do to pass the time until Severus got there... then the bothering would begin.

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[Evil]

Severus walks into his office, expecting it to be empty but raises an eyebrow at Kettleburn being there. But first he calmly goes over to his desk and with a small look of disgust at the eaten apple, he picks it up by the stem and looks over to the other teacher and in a silky smooth voice, he quietly asks "Must you contaminate my desk like this".

Then he lazily lifts his wand to point it at the offending object and calmly flicks his wand to set it alight, calmly replacing his wand back to where it belonged and dusting his hands off from the ashes of the apple. After that he goes over to his seat and slowly lowers himself into it, fixing Kettleburn with a piercing stare and with a slight accusatory undertone, he smoothly asks "What brings you to my office?"

[Wolfo.x]

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Silvanus smiled cheerily as Snape walked in his office. He wasn't expecting much of a reaction from the stoic man, but he offended when Snape set the apple alight and gave a small pout. "Really? You couldn't have tasted it first? I went through all the trouble of getting into the kitchen to get you that. Plus, its not contaminating your desk, I'm trying to get you to eat healthy, we can't have you dying of a heart attack! That would be tragic." He spoke.

He got out of the chair and went to wandering around the room, looking at this and that. Picking up a few things and setting them down. Each professor's room was different. Minny's was more sophisticated, Snape's was... odd... and Silvanus' own office- it was a mess. Odd ends were thrown everywhere and while it might worry some people, he could find everything just perfectly in his office. It was a gift. "Me? Oh, I'm just here to visit... among other things..." He spoke, messing with a lock of Snape's hair. Wow. Maybe the rumors were true, maybe he did have a death wish. But oh well, this was fun, and that was all that mattered to Silvanus.

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[Evil]

Severus raised an eyebrow at Kettleburn and calmly says "I am not going to eat something you took a bite out of already, I have more decency than that and I prefer to eat food I collect myself than yours".

Then he grabs hold of Silvanus' wrist tightly when it touches his hair and he silkily says "Don't do that, if you prefer to remain intact".

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Silvanus snatched his hand back, rubbing his wrist and sticking his tongue out at Severus. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, Silvanus was sticking out his tongue. Well, sometimes he tended to act like a child and though that may get on many people's nerves, he got along easily with the students, and he knew when to be serious. But life right now for him did not require seriousness. "I was making sure that it wasn't poisoned. You never know who could be out for your life!" Silvanus finished off his dramatic statement by dragging his finger across his throat, imitating someone slitting someone's throat.

But a grin was on his finger, ruining the illusion of seriousness that was put into the tone of his statement. He walked over to Severus' other side and pulled out a pen. He clicked the pen, right in the man's blind spot and smiled goofily. This was intended to annoy anyone and everyone it was done to. That or cause them to have a nervous breakdown. It's how he got students to admit to stealing stuff from his desk or classroom. No one got away with that while Silvanus was around. And the good thing about his tactics, they were all completely legal!

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[Evil]

Severus raised an eyebrow at Silvanus' antics, not amused by them at all. He then looks over at the annoying teacher and in deadly seriousness, he asks "Is there any particular business you wish to discuss with me? Or are you just intent on being childish?" Then he looks Kettleburn in the eyes with fierce intensity and quietly says "Because I only expect you to leave should you have nothing of importance to divulge".

[Wolfo.x]

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Silvanus shook his head at Severus' serious tone of voice and he dropped the pen haphazardly on the desk, a coy smile racing across his face. "I am dead set intent on being childish." He replied, going over to a chair curling up his body to sit. His legs did not hang out and his arms wrapped around them to keep himself upright. He stuck his bottom lip out with a pout and forced his eyes to water by thinking of the very first pet he had that died. "I'm booored!" He whined, stressing the o sound in bored, and in fact, sounding very much like a child.

His eyes trained themselves on Severus for a good while before a smirk covered the pout on his face. "Entertain me, I say!" He semi-shouted, shooting a hand up into the air with his finger pointed upwards in a decree motion. His arm fell, elbow still locked, so that he now pointed to Snape. "Strip tease time!" He said with a slight giggle on the end. If anyone would witness this moment, they would turn around and begin planning Silvanus' funeral and turn away to avoid watching the blood bath that would be induced upon him. Even Silvanus knew this, but once that little wheel of childishness starts turning, there's no stopping it.

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[Evil]

Severus raised an eyebrow at Silvanus' actions, finding them absurd and calmly says "I am not someone you can just expect to do what you want, that is just preposterous. Find someone else to disturb, instead of me".